Unlike most games, you don’t just create a random mook by selecting between different styles of nose, eyes, ears, mouth etc. I really have to say, after experiencing it for myself, I think GTA 5 Online has one of the coolest and most unique character creation phase I’ve seen yet.įor more help on GTA Online, read our Easy Money and Rank Up Fast Guide.
Until then, let’s talk about some of the features we managed to glimpse before the servers went bye-bye. And now everybody knows that I secretly aspire to look like the corpse of Bradley Cooper.The servers immediately imploded upon the massive influx of players that were trying to occupy them simultaneously and Rockstar have turned them off so they can make some improvements and hopefully give all their customers a good time. Either way, after hours of trial and error I’ve managed to generate a Grand Theft Auto Online character I’m actually happy with. Or maybe they just don’t have a good grasp of what a human being looks like. Maybe Rockstar is casting some comment on the booze and drug-fuelled cult of Hollywood stardom and how that conflicts with our desperate obsession with self-image. Repeatedly pressing the randomise button is like watching a shapeshifting alien dying and reverting backwards through all of its previous forms, all the way back through shapeshifting school, where it only got a C in humans and had to take extra lessons over the summer. Instead of tweaking noses you simply choose your parents, before choosing your parents’ parents, before the character creation tool proudly whips off an imaginary sheet to reveal the harrowing, nightmarish mess it’s generated for you. This is mostly because Grand Theft Auto Online doesn’t allow you to fine tune any of your character’s facial features, forcing most players to take what they can get.
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